sight isn’t always necessary

Today I was getting ready for work, walking around in my bra and underwear, and I asked Connor if I should wear a dress to work. He said “Yep”, so I grabbed the only dress I have that’s workish, put it on, put a sweater on over it, and left. Craig didn’t say anything about it, Connor said I looked pretty, and I smelled nice so I was happy and ready for an exhilarating day at the job. It wasn’t until I got to work, was seated at my desk checking an email or something equally boring, when someone came up and asked me a question… that I realized quite how, well, flashy my outfit was. I guess flashy isn’t the best word really – I was wearing a low cut dress that really really accentuated my breasts (I love typing that word), and it was apparently very distracting to my coworkers. This certain someone was asking me a question, a very boring question about Halo EOI logic or something complicated, and then his question broke off and he just looked at me a little dumbstruck for a second… I asked if he was OK and he said, simply, “distracted, sorry” – all the while very very obviously looking directly below my face. At first this was fun, as my boobs are quite boring to me, and it’s fun to see the reaction others have while looking at them. I still am amazed that such a boring body part could cause so much excitement in some people. But then I felt really stupid – I am a very intelligent woman, with so many assets to offer that extend well beyond the corporal, but today I was most definitely a piece of meat. I think at one point I was talking to someone else (take a wild guess who, seeing as how there are only like 3 people who talk to me), and his eyes did not even once look anywhere near my face. I think he was staring so hard that he may not have even realized he was doing it – as if everything were normal, just instead of words coming out of my mouth, I learned to talk out of my bra. I told him that I noticed him looking, and he then made a point to look harder – maybe he was trying actually get in there just with his eyes – and said “I’m not even going to hide it anymore, I’m looking and I like it”. It was fun, but also weird. I told him in a flirty way that I was lonely since nobody was talking to me today, and he said, no joke, that it was probably because they didn’t want to have a noticeable issue when they left.

They were pretty cute though. I’d do me.