sight isn’t always necessary

CRAZY FUCKED UP SHIT

WOW. So we’re searching for a Scooby Doo translator, or some kind of lingo website, to make Connor’s birthday invitations for. I came across this website, and at first I thought it was real… but the more I look at it the more frightened I become – because I think these people really exist!?! WHERE DO THEY LIVE, and HOW CAN I AVOID THESE FUCKERS!?!

Oh my God. Explain how I can exist, and these people can exist, all on the same stupid planet. Doesn’t seem logical.