I can’t even stand it!  It’s SOOOOO funny when someone leaves around here.  It’s really reflecting poorly on Kris, and he goes crazy every time someone goes.  For instance, today John got the great news that he found a new, well-paying, satisfying job out in Auburn Hills doing exactly what he went to school to do.  WOW!  And congrats!  And all of the other things that go along with good news.  I understand that this is a hardship on Aliquant to be losing people left and right, but there’s a problem with a place that doesn’t use any kind of language familiar to computer programmers actually requiring a computer programming degree from these people to work here!  Those people will end up losing the education they paid a lot of money to acquire, and it’s completely not worth it for the kind of money we make around here.  Ok, so back to the funny part – John has become pretty good friends with Morris, probably because they both smoke.  Two or three times a day, they’ll go downstairs together and have a cig, relax outside for a while, and talk.  Though the smoking part isn’t really advisable, it’s definitely better to have that relaxation period during the day rather than going all day being stressed and miserable.  So John’s leaving today, and he asked Morris if he wanted to go downstairs for “one last puff”, if you will, but Kris was not going to have any of that, at least not before he got to get one last jab of “I’M THE BOSS” in to muck up the festivities.  That’s HILARIOUS!  I totally wish John would have said “I’ll do it when I get back”, but I know he couldn’t really, since Morris still works here and that would be kinda messing with his image too.  Plus, John’s 10 years younger than Kris, and though Kris is a complete pudwhack, I guess I can see how he could be intimidating.

Ha ha ha!  Great news!  Another Aliquant employee is GONE!  FLY FREE! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!